Sam's got hold of the un-edited Ministry documentary about Abel. It's as terrible as expected
Don't Insult Your Audience Edit
Ian prepares for his big debut in a tell-all radio documentary, but as this is a rough cut Peter's acquired, you can hear all Ian's lovely little asides still left in there.
Cut Here Edit
The first section of this documentary warns about that dangerous menace to society... Sam Yao. Or, as Ian exclusively reveals, 'Jerry', notorious head of Netrophil.
And Now, A Musical Break Edit
As a trustworthy member of the community, Amelia Spens has been drafted into this project as a character witness for Janine 'architect of the zombie plague' DeLuca.
Exactly What They're Like Edit
Next up it's Phil and Zoe's time in the spotlight. Ian reveals how they were used as a distraction from the anti-government propaganda people were being fed over the radio.
Read Between The Lines Edit
It seems Ian had a bit of trouble getting the truth out of Veronica, but after a little sound engineering magic Viv stitches together a usable clip.
Just Be A Sec Edit
To finish the documentary all the stops are pulled out, with none other than King Jamie's testimony. He's a little reluctant to tell all though, so Ian helps to persuade him.
Minister Will Be SO Pleased Edit
Jamie still can't quite bring himself to read his statement, but Ian's got what he needed and the documentary's sounding good. That's a wrap.